Alysso Rooder » Games » The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Stats

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Redneck Unlocked!

Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.

Old Lady Unlocked!

Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.

GunGuy Unlocked!

Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.

Hillbilly Unlocked!

Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.

Pothead Unlocked!

Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.

Tom Unlocked!

Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.

Aesthetic Man Unlocked!

Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.

Unicorn Unlocked!

Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.

Octopus Unlocked!

Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.

First Blood!

Died for the first time. It won't be your last.
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Off to a Good Start

Wow... died ten times already huh?
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Hehe xD

You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.
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Happy Die-Centennial!

You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.
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They're all repeats from here.

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.
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HOW?!

You beat the entire game without dying a single time.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race!

Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.

Speed Freak!

Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.

That's Insane!

Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!

Peter Unlocked!

Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.

Master Platformer

You beat the game dying less than ten times.

Intermediate Platformer

You beat the game dying less than fifty times.

Novice Platformer

You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.

The Narrator is a DICK

You beat the game!

Slow_Poke

Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.