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Go Left

Move to the left.
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Go Right

Move to the right.
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Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
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Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
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Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
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My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
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Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Avattu 31.5.2019 klo 19.34



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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