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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 14, 2020 @ 6:55pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes. (F) Nudity.
Censorship
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Half-an-hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Required?
No.

Fap Simulator 2020 is not a simulator, and is actually a generic memory game.

Gameplay
This is another basic memory game. I know I've seen the exact format across a few titles, further cementing this game as a form of "shovelware". You have an image, which is covered with cards. Each card has a color beneath it, and there are two cards for each color. You can only flip two cards at a time, and the goal is to "match" them by flipping two with the same color. After doing so, they disappear (revealing the image below). There is twenty stages total.

Story
There is no character bios or exposition. So, no story.

Visuals
From the title screen, you can select levels, or continue where you left off. There is no gallery to view completed images, so if you want to see a picture again you'll have to resolve levels. The cards are basic, and uninteresting to look at (or match).

- The Goods -
The subjects are 3D rendered women, whom strongly resemble Daz or Poser models. They look fine, but these particular models don't look very remarkable. I didn't see anything too kinky, just basic nudity and erotic posing. Thankfully, the images do fill my screen, which can't be said about many puzzle games I have played.

Verdict
This is a generic memory game with a not-very impressive roster (of art). If you want to match colored cards on a budget, this is your title. If you want a good time, keep scrollin'.

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4 Comments
DatWombat Apr 10, 2020 @ 10:13pm 
It is the d ivine d uty of D atwombat to review a ll of the a dult a trocities on the Steam Store!

Actually, I'm just an adult-game curator. Thank you!
nightøwl Apr 10, 2020 @ 10:05pm 
why on earth did you bother doing this review ahahahaha
nice though
DatWombat Feb 14, 2020 @ 8:08pm 
I know right, someone would have to have nothing better to do !
Xcaptain Feb 14, 2020 @ 8:04pm 
Imagine actually making a review on this game.