Helldiver

KING

BRUH 11K HRS WTF

Let me break it down for ya. They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill, right? 🧠✨ Well, guess who's clocked that in DOTA 2? 😎 While you were busy swiping on Tinder 📱💘, I was racking up rampage after rampage. When you were meal prepping for that summer bod 🥗🏋️, I was prepping strats for TI. When you were watching tutorials on "how to talk to people in real life" 🙈💬, I was coordinating the perfect team fight with my squad. I've seen creeps more intimidating than your gameplay. My support game? So tight, even your grandma 👵 would commend me. My carry game? Let's just say, I don't need to pay for lifts anymore, I carry for a living. 💪 You might say, "But life isn't all about DOTA!" 😒 And you'd be wrong. Just last week, I told a girl I've spent 10,000 hours on DOTA, and she was instantly impressed. 🌟So next time you're thinking about challenging me, remember the 10,000 hour rule. It's not just a theory, it's my reality. GG EZ! 😉🎮🏆

i've known him longer loser

dead pan ive known him longer, prove it