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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Apr 21, 2022 @ 11:36am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Apr 21, 2022 @ 11:40am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2015 @ 6:28am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:52pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 10:54am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2022 @ 11:44am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 10:41am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:29pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 10:53am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Jan 11, 2015 @ 6:23am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Jan 11, 2015 @ 6:29am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:06pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Dec 29, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:43pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:31pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:55pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 8:47pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 11:14am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 8:14pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 8:20pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked May 7, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 11:19am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2016 @ 9:55am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 2:52pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:43pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:24pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:06pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 11:02am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:48pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked May 22, 2022 @ 3:48pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:49am

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:57am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:15am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:44am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:37am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:30am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:53am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:34am

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 8:59am

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:20pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 10:23am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:05pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:23pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 2:04pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:56pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:36am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:38am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:43am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:51am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 9:41am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 9:48am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 10:42am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:20pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 9:27am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 7:05pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 7:50am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 7:59am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:04am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:05am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked May 24, 2022 @ 8:14am