Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I don't think i have any questions.

Kabooom! Yaweyahahdirt! I'm the grassman assman ill be on bwaauugh! I keel you and ill keep keeling you and... bwaaugh!

"the notorious big is the best rapper"

[Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.]
When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's ♥♥♥♥
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife
Got no rings and ♥♥♥♥, just my main squeeze
Comin' to the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tripped a little
But you was my ♥♥♥♥♥, the one who'd never snitch
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right

God Dangit Bobbeh

Ian Broudie lol