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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 4:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 12:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 11:13pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 12:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 11:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 12:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 2:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 1:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:19am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 4:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:54am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 12:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 1:43am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 2:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 3:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:58am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2023 @ 9:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 10:22pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:19am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:33am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:41am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 2:22am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 1:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 5:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 5:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:26am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:34pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:26am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:06am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:06am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 3:44am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 11:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 1:40am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 4:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 3:29am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 2:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 6:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 2:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:11am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:26am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 8:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 10:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:30am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 7:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 3:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:20am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:36pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 2:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 3:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:06am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 3:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:25pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:26am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 11:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:20am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:53pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 1:02am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 1:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 10:44am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:29pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 2:22pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:45pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:45pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 3:54pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 6:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 3:05pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:50pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:28am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 10:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 8:11pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 12:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:32pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 6:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:53pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:42pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 4:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 4:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:26am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:02pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 7:54pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 2:38am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:26am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:30pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 11:55am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 12:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 10:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 7:52pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 1:32am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:07pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 11:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:20am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 2:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 9:14pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 9:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 4:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:03pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 8:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 12:34am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 2:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 3:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 8:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 10:03am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 10:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 12:34am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:37pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 12:54am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:25am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:33pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 11:34am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 5:23pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 5:17pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 3:39pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 2:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 7:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2022 @ 5:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 11:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 12:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 10:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 4:46pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 4:29pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 5:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 6:37pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:12pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2023 @ 10:22pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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