The city of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would've been eaten. Cause ya don't listen! You're ignorant. How a man gonna come bashin through the back of a subway when - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we've seen it all." "Oh no, a 600-foot worm! Save us Mr. Black Man!" Then I come in, and I ask you nicely "Move to the next car," and y'all just sit there like *flash*

Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy-effecient subway cars. Watch your step, you have a nice evening.

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

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