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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:47am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:27am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:06am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:31am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:26am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:25am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:33am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:45am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:45am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:00am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:11am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:33am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:45am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 1:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 8:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:15am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:30am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:46am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:26am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 12:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:21am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 2:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 1:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 5:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:51am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 7:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 5:58am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:29am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:33am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 1:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:17am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:14am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:35am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:25am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:37am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 1:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:02am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:55am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 2:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:29am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 12:18am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 8:46am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 5:34am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:10am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 7:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:46am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:21pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 2:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:04am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 4:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 12:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:02am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:36am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 12:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:21am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:29am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:46pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:36am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 2:01am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:44pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 12:03am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 11:14am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:44am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:34am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:21am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 4:57am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:08am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 6:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 5:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:47pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:56am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:45pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 12:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:19pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 6:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:38am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:02am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 10:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 12:23am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 2:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:01am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:35am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:36am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2022 @ 10:11am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:36am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:36am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:05am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 12:31pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 3:58am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:32am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:47pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:30am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:57am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:54am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 10:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 6:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 8:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 3:01am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:37am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:07am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 5:48am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 6:43am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 5:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:57am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:29am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 4:34am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:56am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 6:46am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 3:34am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 11:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 1:36pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:36am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 12:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 11:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 6:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 5:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:33am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 2:10pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:37am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:34am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 12:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:36am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:58am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 4:26am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:51am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 5:25am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 3:44am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 12:04pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 4:24am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 1:15am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 2:20pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:39am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:05pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:18am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 7:59am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 11:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:27am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 5:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:36am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:36am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 3:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:24am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:35am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 6:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 10:41am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 5:59am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 8:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 7:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 11:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 7:05am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 5:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 6:50am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:14am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 5:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 4:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:14am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 3:50am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 5:47am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 6:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 6:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 1:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 5:36am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:32am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 9:23am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 12:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 10:28am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:29am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:47am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:49am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 6:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 1:05am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:06am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2022 @ 6:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 3:34am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2023 @ 6:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:02am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 7:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:58am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 5:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:30pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:37am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 5:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 10:59am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 4:05am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 4:45am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2023 @ 6:50am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 4:20am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 5:27pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 3:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 3:14am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:37am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:37am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 10:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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