By age seven I was being trained in the arcane arts by my master Amoughakok the Unguided. I did not take training lightly as the great prophesy foresaw me becoming the Archmage of Nigowland. Three years have passed since then and I have mastered the arcane arts. Life was simple then, Nigowland was in peace, until that day... That dreaded day...

I have just finished my daily training session with master Amoughakok. "When the time comes... use this" Amoughakok says as he hands me a stange orb. I examine it, ancient elvish inscription surrounds the orb. I look up, "What is..." Amoughakok is gone. I can no longer sense his presence. I am confused and concerned. Master has never acted in this manner. Something isn't right. I immediately rush home to decipher the orb. The elvish inscription translates to "Clairvoyance" . I cast Clairvoyance. Through the orb I see fire... so much fire... swords clashing, children screaming. The village will be attacked. Suddenly the orb opens, revealing a spell. "Vaginify" . I have never heard of this spell. I quickly consume the knowledge of the orb and learn the spell. Before casting it I remember the future of the village. I equip my wizard robes and wand. I must inform master. I teleport to his chambers.

"M-master???" He lies on the cold ground in a pool of blood. I check his pulse. He's dead. Beside him is a wand, and a note written in blood. "I want you to have this wand, protect the high king."

The wand had text inscribed "Wando Erectus" . I take the wand and dash to the central castle. At my departure, I am greated with fire, mutilated corpses, and the screams of women and children. Nigowland is under attack! I sense a dark presence approaching the High King. I must protect him. I teleport to the central castle. It is undamaged. This is a good sign. I enter the castle and immediately bar the door. "Gandaladredowox thank goodness you have arrived. But where is Amoughakok?" the high king inquires. Before I have a chance to respond, a figure bursts through a window and stabs the high king with a sword. I-I-It's Bigolcock the ironfist. The High King is near death. I don't know what to do. My mana is low from teleporting. With my last drop of mana, I cast the unkown spell "Vaginify" on the High King. The orb absorbed his soul. Without much time to spare I merge the orb with a sword and Inscribe the name "Vaginicon" . I fall unconcious from using too much mana. I awaken to the sound of waves and a gust of wind. How'd I get here? I feel a warm presence beside me. Am I dead? "Hi Gandaladredowox!!!!!" a voice screams. I turn, It's Draformaplandroy the Destructor. How did I get here? I ask. "I found you outside of the castle door and carried you here." Draformaplandroy responds. I see another figure approaching. My mana has recovered. Before doing anything to rash, I take the safe approach and cast an illusion spell on the two of us, making us invisible. As the figure becomes more visible, I am able to make out who it is. It's Spinalitraximonitallywixx VII, my unbonded brother. I approach him. "Greetings Brother" I say. He swiftly turns around blade in hand, ready to strike. He realizes who I am and lowers the sword. I notice letters inscribed on the side of the sword. "Vaginicon", He managed to recover the sword. I explain to him what happened and allow him to keep the sword. It will be much more powerful in his hands as he shared a bond with the High King much closer than I did. We set sail and begin intense training, to one day reclaim the throne of the High King and save Nigowland.

“Land spotted!” brother screams. We immediately begin sailing towards it. It has been two and a half days since we experienced the decimation of Nigowland. We reach the island. “Where are we?” Draformaplandroy asks. “I don’t know but we must get moving fast” I say. “Use your eagle vision, brother.” Spinalitraximonitallywixx suggests. “Eagle vision uses up a tremendous amount of mana, you will have to carry me if I use it.” I explain.

Brother agrees and I begin siphoning mana into my eyes.

I spot a village about 2 hours eastward. “There is a village to the east.” I say in my last moment of consciousness. I awaken, the village is in sight. Brother lets me down, we continue towards the village. We reach the entrance. Guards block entry. “What business do you have with the Coalition of Nerbs?” the guard asks. “Coalition of Nerbs?” I think to myself. The Coalition of Nerbs is one of Nigowlands greatest allies. I explain to the guard what happened to Nigowland. He escorts us to the sultans chambers. “Who are you?” The sultan inquires. “I am Gandaladredowox the Archmage of Nigowland.” I say. “I am Count Berinon Percivale Willimus, sultan of the Coalition of Nerbs. Why has the high king sent you?”. I explain the events that took place in Nigowland. “We are going to avenge the people of Nigowland and slay Bigolcock! Please lend us your support?” Spinallitraximonitallywixx says. “I will not support such a small band of warriors, return when you have a force worth supporting.” The sultan replies. We leave the sultans chambers. Never have I been so motivated in my life. We head to a tavern in hopes of finding a place to stay for the night. “Welcome, I’ve been expecting you Draformaplandroy, Spinallitraximonitallywixx, and Gandaladredowox” The tavern keeper says. “How do you know my name” I ask. “I am Cyradyxyvessen the Oculist of Mending” he responds. “Who?” Spinallitraximonitallywix questions. Master Amoughakok mentioned the name Cyradyxyvessen during one of our training sessions long ago. A legendary Seer capable of fighting an army on his own. I explain this to brother, but neither of us quite believe it. “How could you be the legendary Cyradyxyvessen? You are just a tavern keeper.” I say. Suddenly I feel something missing. I can’t find Wando Erectus . “Where’s Vaginicon! ” brother screams. “Looking for these?” Cyradyxyvessen says as he holds our weapons. How did he get a hold of Wando Erectus without me noticing? He must be telling the truth about his identity. “Join us and help us avenge Nigowland!” I exclaim. “Ok, but only if my lover can come.” Cyradyxyvessen replies. “Who is your lover?” I inquire. “Contilotrifstotelewix the Cowardly” he responds. “Deal, but she better not be useless” I say. “It’s a guy” he responds. “You’re gay?” I ask while restraining my disgust. “Whatever I guess he can join.” I say. He shows us to our quarters, and we rest for the night.

Our small band of warriors expands from three warriors to five warriors. Training begins tomorrow.