+rep nice profile

I tried driving a sandwich down main street, and got pulled over by a cop. Even though I was only driving a sandwich (the bologna because my turkey one broke down) the cop still asked for my license which I dont have yet. He wrote me a ticket for $500 and took the bologna out of my sandwich so I couldn't drive it anymore. You lied. You DO NEED A LICENSE TO DRIVE A SANDWICH!!!

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dont tell anyone but Sometimes when im home alone i like to sit on my couch naked and take a ♥♥♥♥ on the couch, then pick up the poop with my buttcheeks and run the bathroom and drop it in the toilet, pretending ima dumbtruck.

My name is Jafar, I come from afar, theres a bomb in my car, Allahu Akbar

Tryed to buy some CS:GO skin's got riped off took the money and ran to pay for his cell bill so he can have 0.1Mbps and pump gass for a living. -rep slow trader.