i first met merozello when a boutique crab meat supplier accidentally included his email address in a mail to all of their customers. he had a 69 in his email address and i was attracted to his blatant and raucous sense of sexuality. he became my favourite pen pal even though he consistently sends me photos of turtles with mayonnaise bottles in their hands using photoshop. in fact, i like the mayonnaise turtles he creates and hope you all get to see them one day.

Suddenly a wild Beyonce appears…

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<) )╯all the single ladies
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