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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 12:03pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 3:29pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 2:51pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 1:55pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 2:57pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 3:27pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 3:16pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 4:15pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 4:23pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Feb 23, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 10:56am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 4:44pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 11:40am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 5:12pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 11:42am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Feb 25, 2015 @ 9:56am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Feb 25, 2015 @ 9:58am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Feb 25, 2015 @ 10:22am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Feb 25, 2015 @ 10:32am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Feb 25, 2015 @ 11:07am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Feb 25, 2015 @ 10:09am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Feb 24, 2015 @ 5:03pm