"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, 'Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.' So I wrote a paper that said, 'Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek.'

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, 'I told you never trust a monkey.'

The end."

-Brak