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"Absolute Beginners"

Complete level 1.

"Manic Mond-eye"

Complete level 2.

"Holding Back The Tears"

Complete level 3.

"How Will Eye Know"

Complete level 4.

"The Beam Always Shines on TV"

Complete level 5.

"True Clonors"

Complete level 6.

"Rock Me Eye-madeus"

Complete level 7.

"Highway to the Danger-clone"

Complete level 8.

"When the Glorbing Gets Glorb, the Glorb Get Glorbing"

Complete level 9.

"Glory of Glorb"

Complete level 10.

"Glitching on the Ceiling"

Complete level 11.

"The Final Clonedown"

Complete level 12.

Wake Up

Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality.

Take All The Credit

Watch the credits till the end.

D-C60

Find the first tape. There are more.

D-C90

Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing.
0 / 8

In Plain Sight

Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets.

Bad Directions

Follow the misleading Exit sign.

Wrong Turn

Find another way out of level 11.

Dishonorable Discharge

Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence.
0 / 100

Number of the Beam

Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy.
0 / 666

Jeff

Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know.

Not Making Any Friends

Disintegrate 20 technicians.
0 / 20

Where Did You All Go?

Disintegrate 86 technicians.
0 / 86

One-Eye Army

Obliterate 50 hazmat guards.
0 / 50

Baker's Dozen

Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some.
0 / 13

99 Dead Ba-Clones

Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune.
0 / 99

Clearance Sale

Destroy 100 objects. Big and small.
0 / 100

Spring Cleaning

Destroy 500 objects. Woof.
0 / 500

Exceeds Expectations

Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence)

Bitmap Mayhem

Obliterate 256 hazmat guards.
0 / 256

See No Evil

Complete level 3 with no casualties.

Campaign for Ocular Disarmament

Complete level 4 with no casualties.

Invisible Touch

Complete level 5 with no casualties.

Pacifist Rim

Complete level 6 with no casualties.

Love is in the Air

Complete level 7 with no casualties.

Conscientious Objector

Complete level 8 with no casualties.

Glorbo Loves

Complete level 9 with no casualties.

Glitch Peace a Chance

Complete level 11 with no casualties.

Brotherly Love

Complete level 12 without killing any clones. Which is good, because they're special, just like you.

Two-Four-Five

In another universe, #245 is the hero. In this one, you vaporized him.

Completionist

Destroy EVERYTHING in a single level and the only thing you'll get is this stupid achievement.

Like You Found It

Destroy nothing in a single level and leave the place like you found it. Nice.

Logan's Run

Complete level 2 without destroying an explosive barrel. How did you do that?!

Boombox

Trigger 20 explosions in a single level.
0 / 20

Claws of Capitalism

Complete a level without being touched by the dark grasp of capitalism. You have nothing to pay here. Move on.

Laserboy

What is the secret of your power? Achieve a 5-smiley Rating on all levels across all playthroughs.
0 / 12
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