"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin

There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.

"just because a girl is pretty doesn't mean she is cool"

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

The enemies look like people and the people look like enemies
Liberals love the first amendment until you say something they don't agree with.

There is no such thing as a failed experiment

Sometimes the heaviest things we lift are not our weights, but our feels.

"I'm here to kill ISIS and smoke marijuana, and I'm all out of marijuana" - Bernie Sanders

"Every lie has an expiration date".

"A lot more than I could afford, but a lot less than he deserved."

"A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are made for."

"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago, the second best time is right now."

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

"Never pass up a free meal or a chance to go to the bathroom" -Lawrence Sonntag

If I asked the people what they wanted they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize

We didn't get out of the Stone Age because we ran out of stone.

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." -Mark Twain

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

"Do what's right, even when no one is watching."

"Don't criticise what you can't understand"- Bob Dylan

if it's important to you you will find away if not you will find a excuse.

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

All generalizations are false including this one

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

even a fish wouldn't get in to trouble if it would learn to keep its mouth shut

if you can't explain it simply you don't understand it

it's not about the destination it's the journey

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." - Mark Twain

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

Being quiet doesn't solve a problem, but it can prevent you from getting into trouble.

I'd rather die like a man, than live like a coward.

"A man doing evil knowing he is doing evil, has his own limits. A man doing evil believing he is doing good will destroy the world."

Nobody likes a liar, but everybody likes a good liar

Some people would rather eat well, and some would rather sleep well.

If you don't build your dreams someone will hire you to build theirs

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

"One day your parents picked you up, sat you down, and never picked you up again"