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THE CLIT IS NOT REAL!!! Its not real guys. It isn't. As a person who was born a female at birth, I still haven't found it. I've been looking far and wide, looking at maps and diagrams, uncovering and spreading clues and I havent found anything of the sort. Not even a hint of the mysterious pleasure point called the Clitoris. It is absolutely an elaborate fraudulent scheme from these people born women so that they can get more sex. Men, lesbians, other people who like ♥♥♥♥♥, you're being lied to! It's all propaganda! Fake news! The clit is "hard to find" because it simply DOES NOT EXIST!! ITS A SCAM!! THEYRE LYING TO YOU!!

So yeah I was chillin playing some roblox with my buddy, when I noticed I hadn't fully closed my door. I stood up from my chair to close it, and given my chair is close to it, I stood up with my legs fully closed. A grave mistake, that is, since my balls (my testicles) got under my legs. So when I sat down I squished my balls (my testicles) with a good chunk of my body's weight.

So I visited this guy in a halfway house late one night.
I gave him a sloppy, mind-blowing blowjob and swallowed the most putrid ♥♥♥ I've ever tasted in my life. I mean, it tasted like straight gasoline and chemicals. I swallowed it on an empty stomach, and it left a filmy layer on my tongue.

So, I'm driving home and my stomach starts churning, my mouth gets watery, It's really threatening to come up. I knew this road and the only place to pull in for miles was Grace Covenant Church.

There I am, face sweating, body shaking, yacking up globs of the most vial seminal fluid I've ever encountered.

Wiped my mouth, hopped back in my car, and drove home. I said a little apology prayer to God.

I don't smoke, vape, or do any drugs other than what the doctor gives me. Still got the ol' V-card too. Heck, my rizz levels are probably in the negatives as I haven't even had my first romantic kiss, let alone held hands in a romantic context. I also get okay grades in school so overall, no issues here, right?

However...

I just had to go and turn out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trans and apparently my parents aren't happy with my existence all because I'm not the gender they picked out for me.

In gamer terms, I guess I'm basically trying to customize my skin because I hate the default one assigned at spawn, but the mods don't care and they say I gotta play using the default skin anyway no matter how much I dislike it. Being mods they also notice when I try using cheat codes to get around the rules. The whole thing is a load of BS honestly.