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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:23am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 11:11am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 12:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 8:07am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:59am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:01am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:15am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:19am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 12:07am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 8:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:19am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:49am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 8:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:12am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:28am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 8:30pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 11:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 7:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 8:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 9:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 6:23am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 10:07am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:23am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 8:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 12:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:56am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 2:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:22am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 9:36am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 2:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 7:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 6:41am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:17am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 7:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 6:07am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:09am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:05am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:17am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:47pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 12:05am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:23am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:06am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:03am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 9:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:46am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 10:14am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 2:54pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:48am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:21am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:35am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 9:45am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 12:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:03am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 9:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:53am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 7:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 3:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:06am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:43am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 3:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 8:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 8:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:10am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:03am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:04am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:06am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:09am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:54am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 11:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 12:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:24am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:38pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 4:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 4:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 4:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:01am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 7:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 6:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 10:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:40am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 5:21am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 8:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 2:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:57am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 4:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 4:05am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:18am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 3:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 3:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 11:03am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 3:46pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 3:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 12:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:22am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:46am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 9:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 3:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:06am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:21am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:54am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:51am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:12am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jul 20 @ 11:25am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4 @ 2:20am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 8:54am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 17 @ 7:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 2:41pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:27am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2023 @ 4:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 4:00pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 11:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 9:29am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 9:51am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:12am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 2:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 9:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:49am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:57am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:57am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:57am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:53am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:18am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:22am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:10am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:51pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:10am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:29am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:54am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:21am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 8:59am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 5:10pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:08am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 4:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:49pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 11:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:48am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 3:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:20am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:03am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 12:22am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 6:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 2:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 10:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:12am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:59am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 8:13am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:34am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:55am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:20am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:13am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 2:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 9:13am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 5:48am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 4:50pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 12:10pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 12:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 9:53am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 8:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 10:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 4:41pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:12am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:11am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:30am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:44am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 7:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 3:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:18am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:08am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:54am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 12:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:48am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 4:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 3:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 3:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 10:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 5:48am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 6:16am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2022 @ 5:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:39am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 6:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:21am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 7:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:05am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 1:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 4:52pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 10:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:17am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:11am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:23am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:23am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 1:05am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 10:25am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 8:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 6:15pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 10:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 11:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:55am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:54am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 8:59am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 8:50am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 10:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 12:42pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 8:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 5:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 10:59am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 11:20am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 12:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 5:44pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:48am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 8:59am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 6:16am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 8:45am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 4:31am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2023 @ 3:51pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 1:46am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 6:16am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 8:50am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 9:37am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 2:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Sep 25, 2023 @ 11:54am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 10:07am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:28pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:32pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:53pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 2:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 4:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 4:31am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 8:09am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:01pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:32pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:58am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:52pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 10:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked