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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked Dec 24, 2017 @ 1:04pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked Dec 24, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 2:06pm



I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
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