I AimForMyHead have been named Lord Protector of the Dread-Fort, or Dread-Fart, if ya nasty. I am a maker of shadow puppets and defiler of garden gnomes. My marriage to a known day-walker has been controversial, but worth the countless applications of sunscreen. My body is mostly made of water & pure white hot rage. I open mouth kissed a small horse once. I despise long walks on the beach. I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. No fatties.