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This is Dorothy. I keep receiving faxes from Ronald about some sort of cheese function for my son? I'm dearly concerned about his safety, as he has not returned since an hour ago. Please write me back. You know Crispy can't handle his dairy! He's not like he was back in Prague.
Anyways, I have another favor to ask (trust me I know, I don't want to). I'm trying to change my name to Wanda. I've always liked the fairly oddparents. I think it's so funny that there's a chocolate shake in the theme song haha! Anyways please return my legal documents, as well as Crispy. He is probably very lonesome with Sarah. Sarah is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and doesn't make good pumpkin bread. So dry and cucumbery.
I don't really know what to do.
-Wanda
Did Crispy Jones contact you about Ms. Tilbert? I should've known with that kid, how typical. I give him everything in life: a kelp farm, anchovies for his weekly meetings, and even scissor pants, and for what?? He goes on harassing every ma'am and madam around the corner asking about Dorothy gosh darn flippin' Tilbert! What is with this kid?? He's obsessed is what I do believe and I am here to do something about it. Do me a favor Sammy, ah? When Crispy comes by next time, let him think Ms. Tilbert is at the Cheese Function. I volunteer there everything week, as well as every day. If you can convince him to peruse his way on over there, I may be able to snatch him - and teach him a lesson! Anyways, the fried gum drops are on their way, you sick bastard.
Farewell,
Ronald Hibbleton