What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.





Sethmon: ?
OmnipotentAmishMan: Hm
Sethmon: No rush d:
Sethmon: Hours of looking for deals on this teaches you patience
OmnipotentAmishMan: You know what?
OmnipotentAmishMan: It is a gift
Sethmon: ?
OmnipotentAmishMan: It is free
OmnipotentAmishMan: You can have it
Sethmon: What is
Sethmon: The shotgun?
OmnipotentAmishMan: The shotgun
OmnipotentAmishMan: Yep
Sethmon: Are
Sethmon: are you kidding me
Sethmon: ?
OmnipotentAmishMan: Nope
OmnipotentAmishMan: I am dead serious
Sethmon: I can't beleive this
OmnipotentAmishMan: Just promise me one thing
OmnipotentAmishMan: Do this for somebody someday
Sethmon: ...
Sethmon: The same gun?
OmnipotentAmishMan: No, anything
OmnipotentAmishMan: Any gift for anyone
Sethmon: Well
Sethmon: I love this
Sethmon: I PROMISE SENSEI

[TBAoSB] Cat Guard: i finished up.
๖ۣۜSethmon: Did you throw away the condom?
[TBAoSB] Cat Guard: ♥♥♥♥ you.
๖ۣۜSethmon: fine
๖ۣۜSethmon: Tissues?
[TBAoSB] Cat Guard: get out.
๖ۣۜSethmon: Did you also wash of the lotion?
[TBAoSB] Cat Guard: so done right now
๖ۣۜSethmon: Did you also let your weiner so it stops being red and icky?