+rep he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend

Also, you're arguing with an avid gamer ('tis a regular occurence for me), but it is scientifically proven that playing video games on a consistent basis allows for my brain to develop stronger neurons and hence raw brain power. SO really you shouldn't even try to argue because my intellect that has been groomed to its fullest exctent.

>Be me 19yo virgin
>get csgo
> reach global elite
>finally get gorlfriend
> have 3 kids
>become evil mastermind genius
> pic related

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his ♥♥♥♥ in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he ♥♥♥♥ and I swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>I kiss him and call him a phaggot while laughing

I love playing pranks on my friends.

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