come huevo

As I sat in the midst of my calculus lecture, sipping on my caramel macchiato latte from the campus cafe, the legendary 800-level student sauntered by. It was a moment of sheer disbelief as I witnessed this enigmatic figure glide past my classroom, his aura exuding an otherworldly charm. Meanwhile, the professor droned on about derivatives and integrals, but my attention was captivated by the spectacle unfolding before me. It felt like I was caught in a surreal blend of reality and fantasy, akin to a scene from a twisted dream. In that instant, I felt a surge of energy coursing through me, as if I had tapped into some hidden wellspring of power. And in a sudden burst of exuberance, I couldn't help but exclaim, 'Behold, the majestic gyatt in all his bomboclat glory!'

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Me acurdo cuando eras pixel.
Ahora sos pelado, no sos lo mismo...

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