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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 12:06pm

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 1:47pm

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 3:00pm

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 4:15pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 3:52pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked May 26, 2021 @ 4:13pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:44pm

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:54pm

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 8:44pm

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked May 25, 2021 @ 11:46am



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.