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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 7:18am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:39am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:06pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 5:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:41am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 11:25am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:42am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:43am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:03am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:18pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:41am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 4:21am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 2:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 3:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 3:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:04pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 2:20am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:30pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 2:19am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 12:23am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:22pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 8:12am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 7:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 8:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 4:32pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 12 @ 4:12pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 10 @ 7:00am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 4:11am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 4:11am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 1:17am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:11am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2023 @ 4:43am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:53am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 2:20am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 2:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 2:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 1:41am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 11:29pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:51am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 3:42am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:36am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 4:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:31pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 1:41am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 6:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 11:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2022 @ 5:19am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 12:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 1:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:19pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:17am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 1:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 4:33am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 2:36am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 7:19am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 10:22pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:32pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 4:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 10:36pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 11:08am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:41am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 3:14am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 3:14am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:25am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 3:14am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 9:32am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 12:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 6:53pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 12:58am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 2:36am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 1:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 12:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 12:58am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:28pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 1:10am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 3:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 4:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 15, 2022 @ 10:07am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 1:16am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 3:42am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2022 @ 8:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2022 @ 12:47am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 11:40am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2023 @ 9:54am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2023 @ 5:02am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2023 @ 1:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 9:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 2:41am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:59am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2022 @ 8:40am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:31am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:05pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2022 @ 6:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 9:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 10:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2022 @ 9:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:31am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:05am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:53am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:55am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 6:34am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 3:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2022 @ 9:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:47am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 5:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 5:04am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 11:49am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:55am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 8:46am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:17am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:31am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2023 @ 8:05am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:29am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 8:23am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 3:52am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2023 @ 6:35am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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