Part 2: When it came time, however, it was discovered that the baby was no-where to be found. It was but simply immaculate un-conception. Stricken with grief the momma bird and daddy bird prayed to the stock market to bring back their son. Their wish was answered and their son returned except not as they knew him. Somewhere in the depths of low prio and Peru North servers, a young and strapping lad called LarryTheCucumber grew up. Seeking to make a name for himself, he dedicated himself to the holy blockchain and the chase of the NFT. Musk was his idol and Tate his guru. From nothing came nothing. Nothing of value was gained. Nothing of value was lost. Thus is the tale of LarryTheCucumber the man with a bird sized brain.

Part 1: When a momma bird and a daddy bird really, REALLY love each other they perform the intimate gesture of holding hands and pray to GOG. Through the power of faith, dakka, golf, and the holy spirit they transcend the bounds of the material to summon the milk bird. But the pizza delivery bird came early and they didn't have a tip so he became a lifeguard. Only problem is that it wasn't a beach but a bathtub. Before he left the milk man came and all three went to Paris and saw the Eiffel Tower. In the months following, it was found that the daddy bird became preggers.

This guy is a PERP! Targeted Individuals Beware!!!

TURN UP this guy is crazy as ♥♥♥♥ he's gotta be on molly or some powder or something

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you have been visited by killer keembird. spread this cancer to 5 profiles or keemstar will murder you. he hates all his fans. he hates you. he hopes you all die. that is not a threat, it is a promise.

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