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One time Gordon Ramsay came to my restaurant for a Sunday brunch. We were all really nervous, but he seemed like he was in a good mood and just wanted a quick meal. When his order came back to the kitchen we were shocked to see that he wanted eighteen live trout in a bowl of sake, and our best hammer. The order ticket wasn't in the handwriting of Carol our waitress either, so we think he wrote it himself. Anyway we're a seafood restaurant so we happened to be able to accommodate him. None of us went up to see what he was doing at first because we started getting really busy, until we heard customers screaming and our head chef Ronald ran into the back telling us to grab a knife. Turns out Chef Ramsay was nailing the fish to his arms and legs and smacking them together spraying fish stuff all over our guests.

Hello sir, I am from rust, cheesyalfredo. im sad to even go to this extreme but I just feel so upset that I got banned for reasons that were not true. I worked hard on my base, and I even lost my base once. i spent the whole day trying to get it back. even another player from the server helped me with C4. all so the next day im protecting my base and just because i killed them they assume that im cheating. they said because i head shot all of them. first of all they are right under me, if you saw the base was 3 stories high. and if are shooting down. what is the fist thing you can hit. shoulders or hear right? Im upset that you as admin or who ever banned me didnt even investigate. if i was cheating why would i even care if they raid my base. but anyways im going to upload the video to my youtube channel and just tell people to avoid playing on that unfair server. thank you for your time.

FEAR US. DONT F WITH GLOBAL ELITES. WE ARE LEGACY. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE TOASTED BY PRO CS2 PLAYERS. REMEMBER MY NAME AND FEAR US. WE ARE LEGACY, WE DONT FORGET. WE DONT FORGIVE. WE ARE UNIQ.

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After watching my entire special edition collection of the Bleach anime series, and reading up on the Bleach manga series (RIGHT TO LEFT YOU BAKA GAIJIN), I have come to the conclusion that the katana is just a bit more effective than the 9mm.

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This guy found it necessary to come into my house when everyone was sleeping, and feast upon the several enchiladas my family had saved inside of my refrigerator. We spent roughly four hours slowly cooking these enchiladas, and this man, weighing at over seven-hundred pounds, takes it upon himself to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorge on them. He didn't even have the decency to grab a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plate, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just picks it up out of the fridge with his hands and eats it like a starving child in Congo -- and just like a child in Congo, he ALSO took it upon himself to ♥♥♥♥ all over the floor without even having the decency to wipe it up. When I awoke from my slumber, my tile floor was doused with red sauce and feces. I was also greeted to the sight of a seven hundred pound man sleeping on the floor of my kitchen, taking up half the room. It took about fifty people and a sky-crane to remove him from my household.

Did you know that in 2004, the fast food chain "Sonic" broke Rule 34 of the Secure Inflation Act by printing their own money to cut costs in the company, which was a factor that lead to the 2008-2009 Recession and the downfall of the market. Look up "Sonic Rule 34 Inflation" for more info.

Michael please come out of your room we miss you, it’s been 8 months and you are still playing valorant

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I found this guy on roblox and started talking to him on discord. Mind you this was the begining of my LGBTQ coreer and i was desperate. I talked to him for a month befor i could not take it any more i need his ♥♥♥. I invited him over. My adress at that time had a used sex dungon that was never clead and was excited to get ♥♥♥♥ on something with dry ♥♥♥. he makes it over after 5 long agonizing hours. As soon as he stepped through the door it felt like my clothes were already off. He then proceeded to throw me to the groud and humped me fast then u can say cat ♥♥♥ in a jar. The he stuck an egg between my cheeks and smacked my cheecks so hard the egg and my tail bone broke. When i got to the doctor i had to explain why there was dry egg in my ass but it was totally worth it we are married for 25 years now and do the same thing every day.

I've never seen a man's jaw open so wide in my life as he vomited out Carol, who I guess he had eaten like a snake, and then he crab-walked up our concrete wall and onto the ceiling where he dropped an egg sac on the maître d' melting the flesh from his bones. Gordon Ramsay’s eyes had gone red by this point and there were flames licking up from where his hair used to be. He uttered in a voice that seemed to come from every direction at once: "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" and then he grew to the size of the room, crushing everyone who wasn't lucky enough to get out of the way. We had to close the restaurant after that, and now I know why they call it kitchen nightmares.

One time Gordon Ramsay came to my restaurant for a Sunday brunch. We were all really nervous, but he seemed like he was in a good mood and just wanted a quick meal. When his order came back to the kitchen we were shocked to see that he wanted eighteen live trout in a bowl of sake, and our best hammer. The order ticket wasn't in the handwriting of Carol our waitress either, so we think he wrote it himself. Anyway we're a seafood restaurant so we happened to be able to accommodate him. None of us went up to see what he was doing at first because we started getting really busy, until we heard customers screaming and our head chef Ronald ran into the back telling us to grab a knife. Turns out Chef Ramsay was nailing the fish to his arms and legs and smacking them together spraying fish stuff all over our guests.

I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V'; followed by some lost genetics. Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS! Abstinance is a Joke. I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.

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michael gone
our ♥♥♥♥♥ dead

I didn't know you started dating My Dog... so ur gonna stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ass??

a nice thick, juicy ass will do the trick

After a good game of Destiny 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Destiny 2 Crucible and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a bloons lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his meat push against my leg. I punched him and then shot him forty-five times. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. +rep.