Tea Inquisitor
Max Dyson   Hampshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
For The Emperor
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640 Hours played
Counter strike is a lovely game with a lovely community, its a perfect place for a malignant narcissist to flourish. If you love friendly interactions from all sorts of Ethnicities then this is your game.
Pros
1. You can slowly get the money you paid for the game back with 1p drops in game
2. If your rich you can show all the peasants how cool your knives look and make all the Russian children trade in their grain stores to buy a sand dune nova.
3. Kill Terrorist ( big thumbs up from American players)
4. A deep and engrossing story line and ranking system with so much context into the terrorists motivations.

Cons
1.Terrorists are evil and no one tells me why, the game should be more politically correct or call them freedom, fighters.
2. Game is old and I cant kill ISIS, may change in the future if valve wants to make this game an immersive experience.
3. Lots of children with horrible voices that make you want to use a cheese grater on your skull.
4. If you have friends you wont have them long as you will rage every time they let you die leading to you pouring piping hot tea on your sisters face.
5. All developed nations decide to allow their troops to go to battle without body Armour making them spend their salary on equipment - 40000 immersion points.
6. If you are British there is a whole wealth of opportunities to hear constant slaughtering of your language and a barrage of Tea hate which will be most disturbing.

In conclusion this Game is Fantastic with its revolutionary graphics, sweet jumpers for some terrorist and a real look into counter terrorism operations.
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My nan Feb 19, 2017 @ 10:13am 
Do no trust! He scam me for credit card. He pretendo to be friendo, then never play total war with u! No trust!
Running from the boys in blue Dec 18, 2016 @ 12:23pm 
+Rep Loves to help
HalalPussy Oct 10, 2016 @ 5:53pm 
DEUS VULT!!!
Ferox The Fox Oct 10, 2016 @ 6:33am 
you are a lovely chap thanks for being alive oh holy god
Running from the boys in blue Sep 24, 2016 @ 6:28pm 
Poor Dull Concord. Nothing Colourful has come through here since the redcoats, glory to the empire.