Erich Epich (IndoEuropean)   Palestinian Territory, Occupied
Hyperborea's #1 CSGO player
Ἀντίνοος fan
Simply awsm. Simply better. Lesbian Smasher

Im good at csgo becuase i was trained by csgo developers so i know all the prostrats even the pros dont know. i a rekt you in the game and this is normal. all my games are wins my win reatio is flawless. i stated playing csgo 15 years ago and have become the number 1 silver 4 player in the world. honestly if your looking at my pro file because you think im a hacker im not and it comes down to you just beeing very bad at the game. you never stood a chance just kick a team mate a forfit. i have pinpoint acuracy and move through the map with flow unlaike anything youlll ever see in your entire carear. might as well uninstall cause youll never be on level. i am just so far ahead of all the other csgo players and it shows in my gameplay all my fans know this. i am the king of csgo.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Are you really a girl?
Nah, I'm a Oreo milkshake extra thicc lol

Is that you in your profile picture?
Yes it is! Chubby cheeks and all haha.

Why is your voice so raspy? Do you smoke cigarettes?
No I don't smoke cigarettes, I was just born with a raspy voice. The same way people are born with different skin tones and eye colors.

Are you Black??? You sound like a black woman
Hehe I am half Black half Brazilian, so I suppose your half correct.

Will you trade me some of your skins?
Nah absolutely not, you want something go lose money to steam like the rest of us.

Did you really suck for that Ak-47 skin?
No. Sora the Japanese got it for me for my birthday (thanks again!). The first time I ever saw the skin I jokingly stated "I would suck for that skin" and hence the name lol~

Fun Random Facts About Me
I loooove deep voices. i have a unhealthy attraction to Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez from Bleach and Ryuk from Deathnote.

Age: Mid 20s
Skill: What is this a job application?
Music: Emo, Punk, Indie, Math, and other stuff you consider garbage.
Food: Yes
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Dance: Stripping

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Ksilisab Nov 3 @ 1:01am 
hey man, i played nuke with you yesteday, i heard you shart over the voice comms, you okay? just making sure you're 100% gaming
Fungus Puppy Oct 27 @ 5:48pm 
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otto Oct 25 @ 9:20am 
hey man, played nuke with u yesterday. i was wondering if i could get the match demo from you cause mine got corrupted. ill credit u in the video just lost it :(
Fungus Puppy Oct 21 @ 1:12pm 
Erich please help, I cannot change my name, I am stuck in hell
^tea Oct 20 @ 11:41pm 
y bully :(
Dave the Slug Oct 20 @ 11:34pm 
how does someone have over 2k hours in NEKOPARA