Say to yourself you will never spend money on some dumb cosmetics.

Experience peer pressure and the general vibe that you are a unwanted F2P noob.

Get killed. A lot.

Spend cash on some keys.

Spend even more cash.

Make blood sacrifices to Lord Gaben for good team compositions.

Sacrifice your wallet for good hats.

Sacrifice your humanity for shiny guns.

Sacrifice your life and wallet, bank account and related money-holding properties to Lord Gaben, our holy savior and RNG god, smiting those unbelievers with autobalance.

Say to yourself you will never spend money on some dumb cosmetics. Experience peer pressure and the general vibe that you are a unwanted F2P noob. Get killed. A lot. Spend cash on some keys. Spend even more cash. Make blood sacrifices to Lord Gaben for good team compositions. Sacrifice your wallet for good hats. Sacrifice your humanity for shiny guns. Sacrifice your life and wallet, bank account and related money-holding properties to Lord Gaben, our holy savior and RNG god, smiting those unbelievers with autobalance.