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"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may be
most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost contentment,
it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been struck stone-blind.
-- H. Warner Munn
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Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.
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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag. Let me, then, straightforwardly
state the thesis I shall now elaborate: Making variations on a theme is
really the crux of creativity.
-- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical Themas"
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Humor in the Court:
Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm?
A. That is the only kind I know.
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