specs

cpu: intel 4004 (755kHz oc)
gpu: voodoo 2 x 4 crossfire
memory: 8 x Mostek RAM chips
cpu cooler: infray usb desk fan
motherboard: playstation vita logic board
storage: 8 x 3.5K apple twiggy diskettes in raid4
chassis: baked beans
internet: wet string

peripherals

monitor: huawei watch gt
keyboard: roland gp609 digital piano
mouse: gamecube controller
headset: 6.1 surround pringle cans