Conducteir77's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 11:26pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 11:36am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked Feb 9, 2021 @ 5:13am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked Apr 4, 2020 @ 1:01pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked Feb 1, 2021 @ 10:28am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2020 @ 9:19am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2021 @ 4:13am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked May 21 @ 12:01am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2020 @ 8:58am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 10:25pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 11:27am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 11:37am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked Aug 15, 2020 @ 4:21pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 7:28am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2016 @ 1:59pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked Nov 12, 2016 @ 1:22pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked Nov 11, 2016 @ 3:49am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked Nov 11, 2016 @ 4:07am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2020 @ 11:56am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked May 23 @ 11:55pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 12:38pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 3:38pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked May 26 @ 5:23am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked Apr 1, 2020 @ 11:49am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked Apr 1, 2020 @ 1:06pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked Feb 12, 2021 @ 9:42am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Unlocked Jan 31, 2021 @ 11:21am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 7:28am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked May 21 @ 9:17am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked May 18 @ 3:15am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!