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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 9:33pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 9:31pm

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 9:30pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 9:40pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 10:12pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 10:05pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 10:50pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 10:49pm

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2019 @ 10:53pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 7:32pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:24pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:30pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:32pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 12:25am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:35pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:50pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:39pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2019 @ 11:41pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 12:03am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 12:42am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 1:56am

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 2:14am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 2:27am

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 2:31am

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 2:35am

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 2:44am

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 3:27am

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 3:33am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 3:33am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2019 @ 3:36am

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2019 @ 1:52am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2019 @ 2:36am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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