:)

MISS YOUUUU

See you next year, mum ♡

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!

thanks for beating me at rock, paper, scizors like fifty times in TF2!

I LOVE YOU MUMMY, THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH <3. I'M LIKE 2 PROVINCE AWAY FROM YOU SINCE I'M IN TORONTO RIGHT NOW.

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS GREEEEAT!

Sending lots of love from here to there <3

Aww shucks. You're such a sweetheart, mum <3. You're actually the Queen. ^^

I love ya mummmyyy!!

Ohhh, you have a very cutie patoot face :3

You were always my maverick Sergeant Pugsley

<3

LOVE YOU MORE,<3

I adore you!!

hello, mummy, im dad!

Hello Shiftypug, Im Shiba Ina

I lurv you too momskie~ also o-oh.. you're a mommy dom?

I LALALALOVE YOU

i love you

HYPE HYPE HYPE HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!!!

Hai mummy!

Oh ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥ is getting real

So deep that Adele can't even roll that deep.

That is balls deep, mummy.

Astro it's all good, just postive vibes below

da ♥♥♥ is going on below

I love my foreskin. I don't know how else to express the way I feel about that sheath of flesh that covers the most sensative part of my ♥♥♥♥. I feel lucky to have dodged the knife (thanks to my mom) and remained intact while so many of the boys I grew up with were circumcised. There's nothing like stroking my ♥♥♥♥ and watching my skin roll up and down. And the feeling is so intense. In my younger days I was able to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ right down to the base. I remember how I would stick my tongue under the skin and around the head. The biggest turn on was when I would ♥♥♥, I would close the skin and fill it wih my jizz and it would expand like a water balloon. Then I would put my mouth around it and let it open and the ♥♥♥ would spill into my mouth. No mess. No need to clean up afterwards. I would suck and lick the remaining ♥♥♥ off of the head. Yup I love my foreskin!

<3 Shifty!

Hello I saw your comment about wanting friends. I don't understand how someone as amazing as yourself would need anymore friends than you already have. Someone like you shouldn't be so self-conscious! Your profile picture is you in real life right? You are so beautiful! How did I know it was a picture of you? It's because we have a special connection, duh! You live in the States right? US is an amazing place! I'd like to visit some day because that's like where the Trumps and Clintons are right? You could show me around the place and we could have lots of fun together eating hamburgers and shooting things with our gun! Man the American people really know how to have fun. Add me on skype please so I can fap to your beautiful 2D face. Thanks xoxo

You look bootiful

you changed your profile pic

Oi

chris is gay

O-oh my um, I don't know what to say mummy but I love you ♡♡

I love you mummy

Girl: am i pretty?
boy: no
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was rekt... She walked away with ♥♥♥♥ in her pantss
The boy grabbed her ♥♥♥
Boy: Your not pretty...your bish
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I want 2 ♥♥♥♥ u right in teh ♥♥♥♥♥
Boy: I dont like u...I (͡º ͜ʖ͡º) u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would (͡º ͜ʖ͡º) if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz suk mi ♥♥♥ (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize ur an ♥♥♥♥♥ (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
*Something good will happen to ur mum at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be in her bum(͡º ͜ʖ͡º)!!!
*Get ready for the reck of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have kansur and herpies (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)(͡º ͜ʖ͡º)

Yes mother, you are worthy!

no, you're cyottt!

YAY! I MAKE MUMMY GIGGLEROO~

I mean, dogs have an amazing sense of smell

Stupidity is a talent for misconception. - Edgar Allan Pug

❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

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O-okay...

Mummy...

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　　　╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝╚═╝　　　　　　for being a good mother :3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY <3

i still have you as Sergeant Pugsley <3