FEBBY!! you left all those satisfied girls at my house the other night and they would not leave until I gave them clothes that I said were yours. so you owe me like five pairs of jeans and boxer briefs!

You're a loser. so many games in dota yet so bad legit Kill your self. pathetic

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No wonder it took you 23k matches to hit your rank. You're a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

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