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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 8:43pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:55am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:35am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:34am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 3:45am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 7:58pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 7:50pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 8:01pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 8:14pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 8:16pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 4:18am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 4:27am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 9:04pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 9:24pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 4:36am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 9:26pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 9:21pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 9:12pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Apr 1, 2014 @ 4:49am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 9:46pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 9:20pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 8:35pm