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11.9 hrs on record
This game was like sex at first. Utterly amazing. Then about halfway through, it turned into sex with a dead hooker. Not so amazing but still functional. Then towards the end, it turned into sex with a f*cking hornet's nest. Never in my life have I wanted to kill myself more than playing the later half of this game. It basically requires you to play it on easy for any sort of "Gee I sure don't want to gouge my own eyes out right now from how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the mechanics are."

Before you can even start it, you need to configure a custom shortcut, lower your soundcard Kz, game Kz, then pray it doesn't crash.
Aiming is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
You do barely any damage to things despite max upgrades.
Constantly stun and stagger locked by hunters.
About a thousand rockets raining down on you from all sides that stagger you, interrupt consuming things for HP, and moving.
Heli's pretty much always respawn in packs of three alongside UAVs, making escape a complete ♥♥♥♥♥ and mission progression ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow.

You pretty much need to be in a vehicle in the late game to get anything done, and at that point, it's just blown the ♥♥♥♥ up thanks to the neigh infinite homing rockets.

The first single player game I refused to finish even on normal from how utterly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the experience was.
Play your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game Activsion devs. For the love of god. I COULD MAKE SOMETHING BETTER MECHANIC WISE THEN THIS.

1/10. I want my money back.

Posted March 23, 2022.
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