hey does it squirt bucko?

-rep didnt beat the gooner allegations

cracker

thuggin

dave wake up, it's me your best friend of 30 years. you are in a coma and it's been so long. please wake up. we all miss you

your name is not luke. your name is dave and i've been married to you for 35 years. you are in a coma and haven't woken up in 3 years. please wake up sweaty. i dont know how this message will reach you but i love you. please wake up