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Traffic Aug 16 @ 1:50pm 
Go play with yourself and keep your hands off my man.
Adorameena Aug 16 @ 12:57pm 
lets play together
Traffic Jan 16 @ 4:22pm 
Hands off, slut. He's mine.
Reese Jackson Jan 16 @ 4:11pm 
hello legend :p
Traffic Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:03pm 
I wish you could post pictures on Steam comments so I could upload all the pictures I have of us kissing right onto your profile.
Traffic Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:30pm 
Really wish this guy would stop spraying his asscheeks with Febreeze before he farts it does NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help.
Dryer Mar 31, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
Counter-strike 2 is the 128 tick but tickless valorant if you are source 2 that valve can be 64 tick but its tickless the hud and the way it is that if not like the CS:GO but jumping and bhopping can be the aiming fast
Traffic Feb 12, 2023 @ 11:31pm 
As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing лучше and better. I stopped making silly ошибки and я got vastly better at not умирающий to the enemy игроки. For the наиболее part, everyone I've met was helpful and хороший, there есть the иногда рывок however. As Я по-прежнему play csgo все более и более, Я уверен, что я буду продолжать совершенствовать. Я рекомендую эту игру для всех!
Traffic Jun 17, 2022 @ 12:25pm 
Jared Leto is Morbius, with Jared Leto as The Joker In: JOKER VERSUS MORBIUS. COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
Traffic May 26, 2022 @ 6:17am 
hnnnrgh i'm gonna morb
Logaye Jul 17, 2021 @ 6:09am 
I love steam and everything steam. Ever since my step-sister cut my pinky toe off, steam has been my escape. With the announcement of the new, innovative and groundbreaking steam deck, I realized my life goal. I am now a rabbi for the church of Gabe. If you are interested in joining me on my path to video game salvation, please meet me in our church with an offering this sunday evening at 10pm. I look forward to your contribution to our cause brother.
Mavegar Jul 5, 2021 @ 11:42pm 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
Traffic Mar 18, 2021 @ 5:17pm 
"WHAT!" -RaiNing SuN
`RaiNing`SuN` Feb 20, 2021 @ 6:50pm 
WHAT!
Traffic Dec 25, 2020 @ 8:34pm 
𝒯𝓇𝒶𝒻𝒻𝒾𝒸
Traffic Dec 18, 2020 @ 3:04pm 
How to win an argument (100% success rate)

Step 1: Tell your opponent you're THE $quareD
Step 2: Watch their will to fight fizzle out and die because they know they can't contend with the indomitable $quareD.
Dryer Dec 9, 2020 @ 12:26am 
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.
Dryer Sep 6, 2020 @ 11:39pm 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc? I thought not. It's not a story the OWL casters would tell you. It's a tank legend. xQc was a tank main, so powerful and so wise he could use his shield to influence the DPS to do their jobs.. He had such a knowledge of the shields that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The tank mains of the game is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned for toxicity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to blizzard in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Traffic Aug 21, 2020 @ 5:29pm 
Okay but fr bro what the ♥♥♥♥ is your profile background. Change that ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skinwalker.
Traffic Aug 21, 2020 @ 5:28pm 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate toilets. Not only do I have to clean all the piss that got on the rim but I have to clean piss off my feet because it splashes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere. And when I have a boner like what the hell am I supposed to do. My brother walks in the bathroom and I’m laying frontside down on the toilet trying to get my boner in there so my ♥♥♥♥ doesn’t spray everywhere like what the ♥♥♥♥. Why can’t they make a tube that you just detach from the wall and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pee into like a vacuum. No mess. ♥♥♥♥, put it up to your ass and have it take your ♥♥♥♥ too. I’m going to start peeing out my window, I’m tired of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pee going everywhere.
Dryer Aug 17, 2020 @ 9:19pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
Traffic Jul 24, 2020 @ 4:03pm 
Hi, our team went to the finals of a decent tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a stand-in who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about 600 Metric tons of pee pee and poo poo
Kison Jun 16, 2020 @ 10:28am 
add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...
Traffic May 25, 2020 @ 8:09pm 
Hey man, I'd like to invite you in our roster. We're competing in WiiPlay league with $0.02 prize pool. We have good chances to finish this season in top 3 at least and win good money. Our team is pretty serious, so we'll share all prize pools and you will get your salary. Add and contact our in-game leader to discuss everything - https://steamcommunity.com/id/Commander-Nick
Jay May 25, 2020 @ 11:17am 
Hey man, I'd like to invite you in our roster. We're competing in WePlay league with $20 000 prize pool. We have good chances to finish this season in top 3 at least and win good money. Our team is pretty serious, so we'll share all prize pools and you will get your salary. Add and contact our in-game leader to discuss everything - https://steamcommunity.com/id/poppy__one
Camel May 9, 2020 @ 7:20pm 
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Traffic May 9, 2020 @ 7:19pm 
Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. We can pay $2.00-2.50 per week + prize pool split in case you take part in tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://steamcommunity.com/id/_ucrazy_
Velan May 9, 2020 @ 4:26am 
Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. We can pay $200-250 per week + prize pool split in case you take part in tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://steamcommunity.com/id/_ucrazy_
burst angel Apr 21, 2020 @ 11:55pm 
Hеy bro, I'vе playеd cs against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://steamcommunity.com/id/RexusLor . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)
Traffic Apr 17, 2020 @ 3:13pm 
Hey bro, I've played cs against you recently and I'd like to invite you in our team. Here's my main account, add me please https://steamcommunity.com/id/Commander-Nick . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)
Traffic Feb 18, 2020 @ 10:12pm 
Pliers are a hand tool used to hold objects firmly. They are also useful for bending and compressing a wide range of materials. Generally, pliers consist of a pair of metal first-class levers joined at a fulcrum positioned closer to one end of the levers, creating short jaws on one side of the fulcrum, and longer handles on the other side. This arrangement creates a mechanical advantage, allowing the force of the hand's grip to be amplified and focused on an object with precision. The jaws can also be used to manipulate objects too small or unwieldy to be manipulated with the fingers. Pincers are a similar tool with a different type of head used for cutting and pulling, rather than squeezing. Tools designed for safely handling hot objects are usually called tongs. Each type of connection uses its own dedicated tool. There are many kinds of pliers made for various general and specific purposes.
Traffic Nov 29, 2019 @ 7:16pm 
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
Traffic Jul 2, 2019 @ 6:21pm 
The Semovente da 75/46 was an Italian tank destroyer used during World War II.
After the armistice of Cassibile signed in September 1943, Northern and Central Italy fell under German control. In 1944 the progress of the war led them to order a new Italian armoured vehicle for a tank-fighting role, based on the Semovente da 105/25 self-propelled gun. The result was the Semovente da 75/46. The 75/46 shared the same "M 43" hull of the 105/25. However, the 105 mm L25 howitzer was replaced by a longer 75 mm L46 cannon which ensured a higher muzzle velocity, and a far greater effective range, being able to fire a 6.5 kg shell up to 13,000 m away. This gun could be loaded with HE or AP rounds; when loaded with the latter, it could pierce up to 90 mm of armour from 500 m. The other main difference with its precursor was in the overall increased armour: sloped plates were applied to the casemate and others were added on the sides, above the tracks.
Traffic Apr 1, 2019 @ 3:52pm 
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Dryer Feb 4, 2019 @ 6:25pm 
Honchkrow's outstanding offensive typing and extremely high Attack stat allow it to feast on most of the RU metagame as one of the tier's most potent wallbreakers. Its access to a very strong STAB Sucker Punch alongside Pursuit and a fantastic coverage option in Superpower further bolsters its offensive presence. Furthermore, Honchkrow has access to an amazing ability in Moxie, which allows it to become even more threatening upon netting KOs. Honchkrow also sits at a Speed tier that, while not great, is still useful for outpacing the majority of defensive Pokemon in the metagame. However, Honchkrow is weak to Stealth Rock and has horrid defensive stats. Honchkrow also struggles in that it tends to wear itself down quickly due to the harsh recoil damage it will take from both Life Orb and Brave Bird.
Traffic Jan 5, 2019 @ 1:07am 
The SOMUA S35 was a French Cavalry tank of the Second World War. Built from 1936 until 1940 to equip the armoured divisions of the Cavalry, it was for its time a relatively agile medium-weight tank, superior in armour and armament to its French and foreign competitors, such as the contemporary versions of the German Panzerkampfwagen III. It was constructed from well-sloped, mainly cast, armour sections, that however made it expensive to produce and time-consuming to maintain.During the German invasion of May 1940, the SOMUA S35 proved itself to be a tactically effective type, but this was negated by the French command's strategic mistakes in deploying the Cavalry armoured divisions. After the defeat of France in June 1940, limiting production to a number of about 440, captured SOMUA S35s were used by the Axis powers, some of them on the Eastern Front.
Dryer Jan 5, 2019 @ 12:58am 
You Guys Want Another Rinse Cycle?
Dryer Nov 28, 2018 @ 9:59pm 
Damage Taken from "$quareD™" - 86 in 12 hits
Dryer Nov 6, 2018 @ 2:02pm 
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Dryer Oct 15, 2018 @ 8:30pm 
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Dryer Jun 15, 2018 @ 6:26pm 
I’ve played about 500 games and only won three solo games, so winning is a pretty thrilling experience for me. I’ve had a half chub all day and planning on whacking myself tonight. I hopped on fortnite, fifth game in and I got a victory, yay! As you do, I decided to take a Snapchat of it because well, it’s only tradition. I couldn’t stop staring at my phone and realising how good I felt. I put my phone down without locking it and finally decide to beat my ♥♥♥♥. Was hoping to use my imagination for material but nope, I looked down and looking at my win made me super aroused. So I picked up my phone in my left hand and rubbed one out with my right. Nothing crazy happened apart from when I came, I didn’t feel the post-♥♥♥ guilt, I felt okay with this, I felt ok with the idea of me winning, I felt ok with the idea of me wanking to my efforts. No regrets.
Dryer Apr 24, 2018 @ 3:43pm 
Hey, i heard what you just said about dabbing, and i am writing this to prove you wrong! You say that dabbing is "dumb" and "makes me look stupid"? Well, listen up. I have something to tell you about dabbing. Dabbing is for all the coolest kids. You're just not smart enough to understand that cause you're not on such an intellectually superior plane as i am. I will admit that since i have started dabbing, my iq has grown from numbers you plebs would call a normality to something far superior. I am becoming the perfect human through dabbing. You would wish you were as great a dabber as me, this is why you condemn my sacred acts with words such as "normie" or "mentally disabled" in belief that it will hurt my feelings. Hah! I pity such low level thinking. Believing such futile lies to be true.
Dryer Apr 7, 2018 @ 11:08pm 
well simpleton. if you will not upvote my 审美 right the 他妈的 now, you will suffer myeternal anger. you do not deserve my or anyone's 尊重. go eat 拉屎, you uncultured swine. if 您 will downvote, you will be sentenced to 死 in a capitalist, patriarchist 监狱. thank you for understanding, 同行的人.
Dryer Apr 2, 2018 @ 7:47pm 
Gamers are arguably one of the most persecuted classes in history. Unlike minorities, nobody has ever received a job or scholarship solely because they're a gamer. In fact, there has never even been the opportunity for a gamer to self-identify as such on any sort of job application, college application, or standardized test form. Furthermore, whereas minorities are widely considered to embody coolness and attractiveness by virtue of their race, gamers have been historically stereotyped as nerdy and unattractive since the dawn of our craft. When minorities speak out in the media about whitewashing, appropriation, and similar intrusions into their exclusive culture and values, they are universally lauded. However, when a gamer raises a comparable concern about our community, we are branded as sexist, racist, misogynistic, and similar slurs, and accused of overreacting.
Dryer Jan 31, 2018 @ 2:34pm 
I bet when you touch your filthy genitals with your sinner hands and you're about to squirt, you orgasm. Take your caveman habits and your prehistoric noises along with you. If you want to scream out of pleasure, just go to a cave like the animal you are. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ humanoid. What a filthy ♥♥♥♥♥ you are. Loving yourself and wanting to feel pleasure.
Dryer Jan 30, 2018 @ 6:58pm 
tHaT wAs LeGiTnEsS
Traffic Dec 30, 2017 @ 10:11pm 
A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material, and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat or on the entire chair.

A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing.