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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record
Posted: May 24, 2016 @ 3:31pm
Updated: May 24, 2016 @ 4:49pm

Alright.
FleetCOMM is essentially a somewhat generic top-down space shooter hidden beneath layers of seizure inducing lights and violent alarm noises. I swear to god this thing gave me a headache on the first tutorial level. Speaking of tutorial levels, that's all there is. 8 tutorial levels. The actual first mission is supposed to release on the 30th of May. Expect delays.
In all honesty I can't really call this a review: Most of the tutorial remains unplayed. I'd love to play more but my desire for self preservation keeps getting in the way.

Lets go ahead and discuss the pros and cons because ♥♥♥♥ it why not

Pros:
-Movement is ok, feels fairly alright considering you're a space ship floating through space
-the combat doesn't make me want to kill myself, thats what the visuals are for
-The little logo on the steam page looks pretty cool, I guess

Cons:
-visually, it's a nightmare. bright, flashing lights that induce headaches
-buggy to the finest degree. (my copy contained a bug where every ship model was invisible, forcing me to hold down the radar button in order to play)
-the sound, oh god the sound. It still hurts me. When its not blaring poison into your ear it's just generic dubstep

In its current state, this game is a health hazard. I strongly recommend you stay away.
2/10 Slade you didn't even finish your game

EDIT:
YEAH ALSO ITS TEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOLLARS AT FULL PRICE
FOR A T U T O R I A L
I HAVE TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EMPHASIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS
ITS JUST A TUTORIAL
NICE 'GAME' YOU GOT HERE, SLADE
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