so my son's a late bloomer and at 26, he's just losing his baby teeth, and he wanted to leave them for the tooth fairy. so i went in at night to put ten bucks under his pillow and i found a note that said "am i cute y/n" and he's my only son so of course i put yes.

well the next time he lost a tooth i found a note under there with a lot of dirty love talk for the tooth fairy and i didn't want him to get upset so i wrote one back and it's kind of escalated from there... i am not proud

this kids almost out of teeth so i'm gonna need some fairy-looking girl to go to town on him pretty soon or this whole things gonna come crashing down.

.Kermit was kermitting sewer slide 📷 when pepcardo turned around 📷 and saved kermit from dying. Then kermit pulled out his gigantic froggy ♥♥♥♥📷 and looked at pepcardo. Pepcardo looked at kermit 📷 f-froggy daddy said pepcardo. Kermits shoved his froggy ♥♥♥♥ into pepcardo with so much power that pepcardo turend green and his name was now pepe. "pepe, more like papi" said kermit. 📷 pepe smiled. 📷 sanic and ugandian knuckled were jelly of them so ugandian knuckles shoves his small pp into sanic 📷 unfortunately, ugandian knuckles lost his ♥♥♥♥ and wanted to know da wae to pp land but everyone's pp was natural and not from pp land so in the end kids, take extra drugs at McDonald's on a thursday after you get your mctravisburger.

weinerbone

norp

i like peep