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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:23am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:40am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:26am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:32am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:24am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:42am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2020 @ 10:55am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2020 @ 11:00am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2020 @ 11:25am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2020 @ 10:22am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 1:06pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2020 @ 10:37am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:54am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:28am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2020 @ 11:54am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2020 @ 11:49am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
3,423 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
90,015 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
35,518 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,724 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.