I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games.
26 times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
* Michael Jordan *

「ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴀʟᴍ ɴɪɢʜᴛ 」

ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᵈᵃʸ

i rammed a 16 GB asian kid down my ear to calculate the toll of the toll booth and he violently shook and pissed all over himself. in desperate need of another asian i went to the closest source of asians. an ivy league school or a tibetan community. both ends of the spectrums really. im so high. do dogs know when they're pregnant or do they kinda ♥♥♥♥ a litter of puppies and freak the ♥♥♥♥ out "lol wtf ius comin out my ass"

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