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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 9:24am

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 2:44am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 8:19am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 3:45am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked Sep 20, 2018 @ 4:06am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked Sep 20, 2018 @ 4:13am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2018 @ 4:20am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 9:13am

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 9:13am

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 3:01pm

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked May 7, 2021 @ 11:20am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 2:44am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 3:00pm

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 2:58pm

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 3:00pm

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 6:38am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 12:43am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 2:49am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 3:13pm

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 1:49am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 2:47pm

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 3:51am

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked Sep 21, 2018 @ 9:26am

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 7:17am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:19am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 11:08pm

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 3:54am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 3:02am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 3:54am