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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:57pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:07pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:23am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:47pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:13am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:11am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:45pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:28pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:54pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:59pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 8:34pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:47pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:16am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 1:00am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 11:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:47pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:50pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:40pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:28pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:15pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:33am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:50pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:02am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:51pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:04pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:21pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 4:08am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked May 6, 2023 @ 11:34am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 9:07pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 3:12am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 12:59am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:55am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked May 16 @ 3:48pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 4:02pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:30am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:37am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:02pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 10:16pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 7:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 11:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 10:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:03am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:52pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 6:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 1:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 10:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 10:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 11:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:50pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 12:10am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 10:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 5:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 2:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 8:55pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 5:06am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 18, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:44am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:52pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 5:06am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 2:35am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 3:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 10:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 3:49am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 2:46am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 10:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:37am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 10:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 11:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 8:14pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 10:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:09am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 2:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 11:50am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 10:01am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 12:02am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 11:50am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:47pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 5:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked May 1, 2023 @ 4:51am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:42pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:16pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2023 @ 12:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 2:08am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 2:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 2:46am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 2:46am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 2:46am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:45pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 20, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 11:52am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 2, 2023 @ 11:52am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 10:01am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 4, 2023 @ 9:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 4:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 1:05am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 3:42pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 5:06am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:57pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:52pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2023 @ 9:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:46pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:39pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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