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Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2019 @ 11:40am

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2019 @ 2:38pm

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked Jul 30, 2019 @ 7:19pm

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2019 @ 8:10pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2019 @ 11:18am

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked Jul 26, 2019 @ 10:37am



BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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