im serious

[04:13] im anorexic: i just dont egt how you have the energy for these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[17:02] matthe: yes, she is an idiot

Cutting! Interesting choice of words... IF you have a machete.

furry arc

bit of a life saver

Ouch! My soleus!

agree or disagree: im мафия

"I think we shall have to take the Chinese in hand and regulate them. I believe that as civilized nations become more powerful they will get more ruthless, and the time will come when the world will impatiently bear the existence of great barbaric nations who may at any time arm themselves and menace civilized nations. I believe in the ultimate partition of China — I mean ultimate. I hope we shall not have to do it in our day. The Aryan stock is bound to triumph."

"I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion"

― W. Churchill, a white supremacist

i know you're a smart little lady who is both tech savvy and knows her way around the docs, but have you ever deepthroated an API key?

yeah, didn't think so 🙄

"i don't wana bring any apples into my room" - arthouse chicha

'ug

Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

Hey dude, your balls are so round and hard and hairy, keep it up 👍

youve been sent to the gulag
defeat the enemies to free your teammates

"oh you guys are talking about Marxist theory? you forgot Lenin... what do you mean Lenin is part of Marxist theory??? so it wasn't JUST Marx then??" — a chauvinistic broad, Russian national who simps after Stalin (couldn't even link me any of Lenin's works because i doubt she's actually read any, she just runs her mouth and spouts jingoistic nonsense as the "true patriot" that she is)

😂

*starts coping hard and whips out his favourite non sequitur* "why are you clowning on me, are you inebriated or something 😢"
"i'm too stupid and uninformed to understand anything you're saying, you must be drunk 🙄"

What makes you think that you are a chicken, while I - a powerful programmer with a degree in physics and knowledge of psychology, working in a global office for many years and creating their own product - an egg? So I teach you losers (eggs) what you should know yourselves, but do not know.

I'm working on a script about a kindergarten super villain. What do you think of his ending monologue?

"Дискурсе какой именно страны, крошка? Ты уже не на западе, ты уже в РФ. Поэтому здесь твоя градация на левых / правых не канает от слова совсем. И я тебе об этом уже говорил. И не раз. Ты записывай, что ли, на бумажку. А то опять забудешь через несколько дней."

"Орбан очень умный мужик, а в Китае настоящий коммунизм" — клоун эджлорд, который любит волков и поболтать за политику🤡

"You should put that in your bag"
"I'll put it in my bag"
"That's a nice bag"

Look, CanalPlus is the company that, with me, owns Escape From New York. They came to me and said, ‘Luc Besson ripped you off on Lockout.’ Or Lockdown, whatever the hell that was. And they sent me the movie, and yes, he did. It’s the same story. (Laughs) I mean, you can’t do that, can you? You have to change a couple things. He’s after the president’s daughter? Come on. So I took him to French court.

"As Yahoo reports, Besson has long denied that his 2012 thriller, “Lockout,” was a copy of Carpenter’s Kurt Russell-starring actioner."

I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address.

This is false, the API does NOT breach privacy settings.

"Your prose is impeccable (really, I can't pecc it)" — a cdpr shill

"If someone (no one in particular) is so ashamed of their post history and username that they want it to be hidden from view, then what were they posting that was so incriminating?" 🤡

Call it intuition, but research shows that infant mortality has more than halved since 1990

"Who cares? I'm not the one who bumped the thread back up. Philosophy is a useless subject where people have a d​i​c​k measuring contest, and then others proceed to worship said d​i​c​k​s like they're idols for no reason. I see no value in such stupid things." — a pseudo-intellectual reactionary, who enjoys belittling others, and especially loves putting people down for being "uneducated", "illiterate", and "infantile" (which is funny coming from a man who only reads VNs and YA novels, and who's never touched Faulkner, Dostoevsky, Orwell, Garcia Marquez and the like)

he also feels the need to let everyone know, that he's a BIG boy [mis]using BIG words, that match his BIG balls FULL of TeStOsTeRoNe🤡

You sweet, flat-chested, elven creature

"It seems that you are very naive and you worked never in the really big world company"

"No, I think you don't know what you are talking about

There is no parsing for supported tags. It is literally a built in display for set codes. No script is needed to analyze (the definition of parse) the post to do so.

Just like there is no parsing for CAPS, it is already part of the formatting.

Such a thing CAN'T be implemented in the same way for notifications, especially in this given enviroment."

"I guess it's tiring to constantly have to click the start menu and navigate to internet explorer and type in altavista.com every time you say something"

context...

10:33 - matthe:3: i definitely think its time for a few women

hahaha. very random people indeed

"What shall we name our discovery? After ourselves? No, too boastful. Let's pull two names from the phone book"

oh man, i remember when some dudes on the kangaroo forum got really triggered, when i asked one of them if he was familiar with the Dunning-Kruger effect 🙄

>Good job. You even accurately validated my statement by namedropping incredibly simplistic psychological tripe with a verbose description, given undue importance because it's composed of the surnames of two random people. Deference is the perennial weakness of the collective.

"I don't want to communicate with you in any capacity. I will never add you to anything, guaranteed."

"No chance in hell am I adding you to anything, same with anyone else who feels it suitable to make or defend low quality posting."

"No one cares if you want an end to it, I certainly don't, I can do this all year if I feel like it."

c​u​n​t​ is invalid and discarded

what's a good point? c‌u‌n‌t?

🤭 now that's a pun alright...

i have diagnosed wrytardation

you mean borsch?

your argument is unsubstantiated
and saying that i'm "pretty cool" is too reductive
unless you were being sarcastic... then it's an ad hominem

pretty cool

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