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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:17am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:27am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:17am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:36am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:16am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:55am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:15am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:41am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:57am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:09am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:21am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:23am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:18am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:55am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:36am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:02am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:19am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:14pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:06am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:54am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:08am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:14am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:45pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:30am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:11am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:56am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:48am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:43am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 3:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:43am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:28am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:18am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:18am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:54am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 5:24am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:08am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:19am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:05pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:56pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:03pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:18am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:47am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:02am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:41am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:49am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:50am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:10am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:39am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:45am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:46am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:16am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:16am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 3:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 5:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:00pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:17am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 7:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:16am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:04am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:31am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:02am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:00am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:55am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:50pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:40pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:51am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:14am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:52am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 3:45am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 11:31am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 3:22am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 11:30am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 12:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 10:36am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2022 @ 12:54am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2022 @ 1:21am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2022 @ 1:39am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked May 5, 2022 @ 9:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:45pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 10:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:39am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:55am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2022 @ 11:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:30pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:17pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:47am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:33am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:56am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 1:53pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 12:25am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 6:52am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 10:13am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:16am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:16am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 10:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 1:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 6:36am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:46am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:43am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:47pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:53am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:18am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:00pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 23, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:29pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:10am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 11:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:48am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:53am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 12:29am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 8:40am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 11:50am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 12:01pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 10:17am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 11:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:49am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:46pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 7:59am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:10am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 7:04am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 10:08am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 10:07am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 10:53am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:08am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 12:11pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 11:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:42am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:05am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:09am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:19am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 2:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 11:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 1:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 11:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:43am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:19am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 10:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2021 @ 2:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 4:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 5:43am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 1:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 11:43am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:22am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 9:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 11:11am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 8:26am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 7:44am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 5:18am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 3:55am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:21am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:16am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:09am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 4:17pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 11:18am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Nov 19, 2021 @ 11:42am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 3:55am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 10:40am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:17am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:18am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:18am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:18am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:18am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:18am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:18am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:10am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 7:04am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2022 @ 9:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:17am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:17am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:17am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2022 @ 1:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:10am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 10:37am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 10:37am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 10:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 3:30am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:00am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 5:12am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 7:41am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2022 @ 7:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2022 @ 3:54pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 8:51am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2022 @ 9:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:08am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:09am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 1:20am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 1:27pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 8:54am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2022 @ 8:54am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 11:38am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:34am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:08am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:17am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:08am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:07am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:06am